1. This show will have you laughing from start to finish. Come join us for a lot of slapstick fun and slightly risqué hijinks. 2. “You’re real… and you’re all starkers, in the nuddy” “Just want to get my hands on that, on those, on THAT, on THOSE!”

Or, “Then she can damn well unstuff em her self!!” “More Bromdip Mr. Cheesehead?”

Grab some grub and see what’s all the hubbub! An innocent mistake turns into a panicked coverup. We’ve all got something to hide. “I wouldn’t offer them, darling, if he didn’t Needham.” “Yes, darling. Would you excuse me? He says shiver me timbers too, you know?”

1. “There are no secrets that time does not reveal.” -Jean Racine 2. “I never thought I’d live to see the day when there was that sort of permissiveness in our lovely, old theatre!” “I’d love to get my hands on these filth merchants. I’d give them what for!”

1. If you like the British comedies on public television, you will Love NO SEX PLEASE, WE ARE BRITISH. 2. All of them .

1. Most have had an annoying mother-in-law moment at one time or another, and this show is no exception. Come see what Francis and Peter have to deal with! 2. Favorite lines include: “I accept your apology”, “my flowers”,and “ I hate it when other people use other people’s homes as a hotel.”

Hey all. I need the following from everyone as soon as you are able: -A statement about why people should see the show, and -2 or 3 of your favorite lines. You can send them here, text me at 406-399-7014 or email me at andi@mtactors.com. Thanks.